On A Diet???

Read this...

First she gave up cookies
Then she gave up drinks
Then she gave up chocolate cake
She wanted to be thin

Then she gave up breakfast
Then she gave up lunch
On lazy Sunday mornings
She even gave up brunch

No matter what she gave up
Her skirts were very tight
'Cause she ate twelve cans
of tuna fish for dinner
every night!!!

Hahahaaa...