Thursday, March 26, 2009

Doa Seorang Kekasih

Oh Tuhan, seandainya telah Kau catatkan
Dia milikku, tercipta untuk diriku
Satukanlah hatinya dengan hatiku
Titipkanlah kebahagiaan

Ya Allah, ku mohon
Apa yang telah Kau takdirkan
Ku harap dia adalah yang terbaik buatku
Kerana Engkau tahu segala isi hatiku
Pelihara daku dari kemurkaanMu

Ya Tuhanku, yang Maha Pemurah
Beri kekuatan jua harapan
Membina diri yang lesu tak bermaya
Semaikan setulus kasih di jiwa

Ku pasrah kepadaMu
Kurniakanlah aku
Pasangan yang beriman
Bisa menemani aku
Supaya ku dan dia
Dapat melayar bahtera
Ke muara cinta yang Engkau redhai

Ya Tuhanku, yang Maha Pengasih
Engkau sahaja pemeliharaku
Dengarkan rintihan hambaMu ini
Jangan Engkau biarkan ku sendiri

Agarku bisa bahagia
Walau tanpa bersamanya
Gantikanlah yang hilang
Tumbuhkan yang telah patah
Ku inginkan bahagia
Di dunia dan akhirat
PadaMu Tuhan ku mohon segala

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Rancang Strategi



kita masuk dari sini! kali ni kita mesti kalahkan otomen!!!

Mari Belajar Bahasa Jepun

01.
Yang pemarah - KEIJI CACIMAKI

02.
Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA

03.
Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04.
Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA

05.
Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06.
Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07.
Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA

08.
Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09.
Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10.
Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11.
Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA

12.
Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13.
Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI

14.
Yang Lembab - AYUMI CIPUTBABI

15.
Yang suka BERSUMPAH - SAIIFOOL BAUKARI

perkataan ataupun nama yang terdapat di atas tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau yang mati. Kalau ada pun hanya kebetulan sahaja.

Friday, March 20, 2009

No Promises - Shayne Ward

Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.
Every time you’re near I feel like I’m in heaven, feeling high
I don’t want to let go, girl.
I just need you to know girl.

I don’t wanna run away, baby you’re the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

Here tonight

Hey baby, when we are together, doing things that we love.
Everytime you’re near I feel like I’m in heaven, feeling high
I don’t want to let go, girl.
I just need you to know girl.

I don’t wanna run away, baby you’re the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

I don’t want to run away, I want to stay forever, through Time and Time..
No promises

I don’t wanna run away, I don’t wanna be alone
No Promises
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, now and forever my love

No promises

I don’t wanna run away, baby you’re the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms

I don’t wanna run away, baby you’re the one I need tonight,
No promises.
Baby, now I need to hold you tight, I just wanna die in your arms
Here tonight

Tak Faham Bahasa

Cerita 1
Seorang jurugambar mengambil gambar seorang tua yang menyambut hari jadinya yang ke-80 berkata, "Saya berharap dapat mengambil gambar anda lagi tahun depan. "Mengapa tidak anak muda, bukankah kamu masih muda dan bertenaga!!"


Cerita 2
"Mak saya tak pernah beri perhatian langsung pada saya. Bagaimana dengan emak awak ?" "Entah...... saya pun tak pernah dengar emak saya menyebut nama awak depan saya!!"


Cerita 3
Seorang guru bertanyakan pada anak muridnya pada hari keputusan peperiksaan SPM keluar.
Cikgu : Tahniah, kerana mendapat keputusan cemerlang!
Pelajar : Terima kasih cikgu.
Cikgu : Saya tahu, kamu telah buat yang terbaik untuk peperiksaan kamu. Jadi apa rancangan kamu selepas ini ?
Pelajar : Balik ke rumah!!


Cerita 4
Seorang ibu dengan marahnya bertanyakan anak lelakinya yang hensem mengapa dia balik lambat, pukul 4 pagi ketika itu...
"Eh,baru balik..?" tanya si ibu sinis.
"Ya, mak.." jawab si anak sopan. Si ibu yang tengah mendidih, kemudian meninggikan suara.
"Haa,dah pukul 4 pagi dah. Mengapa balik..?!!!"Tengking si ibu.
"Nak sarapan!" balas si anak pendek.

Penting Sgt






Yang pasti............ ini bukan ayat al-Quran......
Semoga kita semua berhati2 jangan sampai terbeli dan digantung di rumah kita.

Sebarkan dan maklumkan kepada semua saudara2 kita.
Tolong Baca.Jangan biarkan kita di perbodohkan oleh org2 KAFIR ..................
Perhatian Kalau ternampak penghujungnya ditulis
"Surah Injilu Matay"(Terus reject)
Assalammualaikum Al Muslimin dan sahabat-sahabat semua....
Sila baca dan edarkan kepada sesiapa yang tiada di dalam e-mail ini...
Itulah agenda Kristian, maka berhati-hatilah..... Jangan terpedaya pada
rupanya sahaja tetapi tengok dan sel id ikilah isinya juga... tengok
keseluruhan. Memang ianya nampak cantik sekiranya dibuat untuk
menghiasi dinding rumah, Hhmm.... sekali pandang macam ayat/kalimah
Al-Quran......sebenar ayat Bible.

Antara Pegang Anjing n Pegang Awek

LEMBU:: hai ANJING:, apa habaq? macam ada yg tak kena je?

ANJING:: aku tengah tension nih. mau je aku gigit manusia tadi.

LEMBU: : eh? kenapa?

ANJING:: aku lalu tepi couple tgh bkepit tadi... tetiba si lelaki terperanjat dan terus melompat dan

berkata "hoi ANJING:, pergi jauh-jauh, najis!".

LEMBU:: ya lah... ko kan haram... najis tahap berat bagi manusia... da skapal ngan KINZIR pun ha...

ANJING:: memang r... tapi kalau dia tersentuh aku, boleh disamak... yang dia sentuh, raba-raba

awek dia tu apa? boleh ke nak samak dosa?
LEMBU:: betul gak ek... pegang wanita yg bukan mahramnya tanpa ikatan yg sah, lebih dahsyat

kenajisannya daripada pegang ko... malah tak boleh suci sekalipun di samak

Sedikit Penjelasan:

Daripada satu hadis yang diriwayatkan daripada Ibnu Majah menyatakan bahawa :

"Bergomolan dengan babi (khinzir) itu adalah lebih baik berbanding dengan bersentuhan (secara sengaja) dengan wanita yang bukan mahram."

Bersentuhan (dengan sengaja & apatah lagi bertujuan syahwat) adalah berdosa dan wajib bertaubat (bagi membersihkan dosa). Sedangkan menyentuh ANJING tidaklah berdosa dan hanya perlu disuci (bukan bertaubat). Menyentuh ANJING bukanlah satu kesalahan (dosa) atau maksiat. Tetapi, menyentuh wanita bukan mahram adalah berdosa dan merupakan maksiat.

Di dalam satu riwayat hadis yang lain yang maksudnya :

"Sesungguhnya kepala yang ditusuk dengan besi itu lebih baik daripada menyentuh kaum yang bukan sejenis yang tidak halal baginya."

Antara TV n HP

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ...............


Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU


And some say:
Wife is like TV , Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV , Go out bring HP .

No money, sell TV . Got money change HP .

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP .

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated .


TV is big , bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding .


Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have .

Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS ......
Once get it, HABIS LAH.


So better choose TV lah

Alamat...

Surat Dari LHDN

This truly is a classic!! True story...

Ada seorang staff call LHDN (Internal Revenue Board) di Terengganu, mintak borang B. Sorang kerani LHDN mintaklah alamat nak hantar borang tu.


Kerani: "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (can give the address)


Staff: "Hantar ke, Ranhill Worley ." (send to, Ranhill Worley..)


Kerani: "Ranhill..eja macam mana?" (err..how to spell Ranhill..)


Staff: "R..for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H for Holland...

I for Itik... L for Lain-lain.. (....seterusnya...)


Kerani: "Ok..nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu" (ok will send to that address...)


Tunggu, punya tunggu, adalah seminggu, bila sampai....(tengoklah attachment-address customer) kat bawah ni.



Amalkan

Sabda Rasulullah SAW:

Barangsiapa yang hafal dan
mengamalkan tujuh kalimah ini akan
dimuliakan oleh Allah dan malaikat dan
akan diampuni dosa-dosanya walau
sebanyak buih di lautan..

1. bismillahhirrahmannirrahim:pada
tiap-tiap hendak melakukan sesuatu.

2. alhamdulliah:pada tiap-tiap
habis melakukan sesuatu.

3. astagfirrullah:jika tersilap
mengatakan sesuatu yang buruk.

4. insyaallah:jika ingin melakukan
sesuatu pada masa akan datang.

5. lahaulawalaquataillahbillah:bila
tidak dapat melakukan sesuatu yang
agak berat atau melihat sesuatu yang
buruk.

6. innalillah:jika menghadapi
musibah atau melihat kematian.

7. laailaahaillallah:bacalah
sepanjang siang dan malam sebanyak-
banyaknya.amalkanlah selalu moga-moga
kita tergolong dikalangan orang yang
terpilih oleh Allah.

I'm Home

Finally, I'm home... Hehehe... Sekarang da cuti midterm. Tp still xleh main2. Byk keje nk buat. Dgn assignment, nk stdy utk midterm exam lak. 1 paper je yg da lps. Financial Accounting 4. Aku dpt 82.5 for that subject. Hehehe... Mmg seronok. Dpt kalahkan my enemy. Saper yg tau, tau la. Yg xtau tu, better x pyh tau la. Hurm... Dlm mggu lps byk la bnda jd kat aku. Kuar g Jonker Walk. Pastu g Jusco. Dpt cincin baru. Ada org bg. Tp cincin biasa jek. RM 10. Tp org tu da janji nk belikan cincin silver utk aku. Hehehe... Aritu tyme kuar g Jonker, berkenan lak kat 1 gelang tu. Sama gak harganye. RM 1o. N dia pon promise nk belikan gelang tu utk aku. Heheheh... Next blog nnt, InsyaAllah aku akn post pics cincin2 n gelang yg aku dpt. Sampai cni jek dl. Nk tdo. Penat dok dlm bus td. Daaaaa~


*i'm very2 happy*

Friday, March 13, 2009

Is It True

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing
right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but
you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything..


**ok this is kinda true.hehe.well not all of em i guess.ahaha.well just for
fun though..

Try This

Below are four ( 4) questions and a
bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your
time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?

Let's find out just how clever you
really are.....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race. You
overtake the second person. What
position are you in?





Answer: If you answered that you are
first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the
second person and you take his place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up next time..
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took
for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then
you are...?
(scroll down)









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Answer: If you answered that you are
second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake
the
LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?












Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This
must
be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a



calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add
another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add
another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with
a
calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is
it?
Maybe you'll get the last question
right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1.
Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth
daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and
wants
to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his
teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and!
the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop
who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what
he
wants?






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He just has to open his mouth and
ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

40 Things Girls Wish Guys To Know

1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials before we get bored.


3. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.


4. We think about you all the time.


5. This is how we see it: Don’t call = Don’t care.


6. Which also means that if we don't call, take a hint.


7. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possessive is not necessary.


8. We’re allowed to be late. You’re not.


9. Eye contact is the key.


10. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.


11. Laugh at our jokes.


12. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!


13. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.


14. Do not start with us. You will not win.


15. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn’t think so.


16 If you ask nicely, we..ll answer the same way.


17. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.


18 Open the door for us no matter where we are.


19. We love surprises.


20. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.


21. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.


22. Clean your room before we come over.


23. Even though you’re sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.


24. Don’t act hard around your friends


25. Sometimes “NO” really means “NO!”.


26. “Wife beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.


27. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.


28. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.


29. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.


30. “Fat chicks” have feelings, too.


31. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.


32. The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable. We'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.


33. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring, doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.


34. You don't have to spend a lot; if it means a lot.


35. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.


36. Don't lie to us. We will catch you.


37. Don't you ever answer our question with only ONE word! We hate it!


38. Just BE by our side when shopping means you are not allowed to flirt while we shopping


39. Please give us some comment while shopping.. it's compulsory.


40. When the girls get together, we talk about everything. Meaning, my best friends know everything about you.

Women Are Complex Creatures

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don’t, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don’t, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


If you don’t, you are not understanding


If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring


If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don’t , you are a dull boy


If you are jealous, she says it’s bad


If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her


If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait


If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way


If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”


If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”


If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk




In short:


So simple, yet so complex


So weak, yet so powerful


So confusing, yet so desirable


So damning, yet so wonderful.WOMEN!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Selamat Pagi...

Assalamualaikum n good mowning semua... Hehehe... Ade ke org yg baca blog aku nih. Biar la... Ada org baca ke x, it's my blog. So, it's up 2 me nk post blog ke x. Sbnr nye xde pape pon nk cte. Even cm da lama x post blog kn. Tp rasa cm xde mood lak. Mcm2 bnda jd kat aku kebelakangan nih. Kebanyakan nye yg pahit jek. Yg manis nye, aku dpt sorg kakak angkat. Akak aku ni baik. Nama dia Nur Izzati. Tp aku pggl Kak Iza jek. Akak aku ni da kawin da pun. Xde anak. Tp dia amik anak angkat sorg. Iman namanye. Br 5 thn. Tp ligatnya, MasyaAllah. Smpai pnt akk aku melayannye. Hehe... Cian akk... Kak Iza pnh ajak aku g umh dia kat JB. Tp msh lum ada kesempatan. InsyaAllah lau de masa aku g la umh dia. Nk jumpa Kak Iza. Hehehehe... K la. Da xtau nk tulis apa... Nnt aku update lg...

*masih terasa ngn apa yg dorg buat kat aku...sedey gile...*